Denis Dyack, Founder of Silicon Knights and creator of the Xbox 360 title ‘Too Human’, has donated the majority of his organs to the Ontario Community Medical School and Nursing Training Center in Ontario Canada. When asked why he was donating his vital organs to science he responded by saying, "First of all, 'Too Human' is the greatest video game in the history of video games. And if it doesn’t get a perfect 10 rating on GameRankings, I will give you my left arm."

Mr Dyack's personal physician revealed that the game maker suffers from a rare mental disease called ‘Misogamolimpophobia’ , also called Diakatana Syndrome. It manifests itself when a game developer knowingly releases an over hyped, bad game but feels compelled to go to absurd lengths to defend it.The first reported case was John Romero. Other sufferers include the entire staff of THQ, and Bill Gates (where the disease manifested itself with the release of Windows Vista).  

When asked if he was getting treatment for his ailment, Mr. Dyack told us ‘I swear, if you don’t get an immediate joy erection when playing Too Human, I will hand you my gall bladder on a plate’

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