Earlier today, the Lord Almighty officially released His review of EA's popular life simulator, Spore. Although the game has recieved almost universal acclaim, God's review was less than flattering. He ended the review with two words, 'Not Impressed'. Here are some excerpts

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-"I expected a lot better graphics. I have a pretty powerful PC, I  shouldn't be looking at DS level screens"

-"At no time was I able to hand out Commandments. That's my favorite part of the whole creation thing"

-"I miss the flood from SimCity5" 

-"Only one account per game? So the Apostles are outta luck then?"

-"The DRM doesn't really bother me, If I want to make a copy, trust me, I'll make a copy".

The Full text of the review is available by contacting the the Vatican.