You too can be a part of the journalism elite. In accordance with an out of court settlement, Dead Pixel News now accepts submissions from anyone with a valid internet account. Even people on dial-up. Story submissions must follow strict guidelines to be included in the esteemed DPN archives. 

Guidelines:

1. The article must have been written by you. You cannot copy a story you saw on another website and submit it for inclusion on DPN. (Thats what the forums are for).

2. It can not suck. If it's bad, it wont be approved. Don't cry about it, just do better on your next try. We've been doing this for 80 years, we know whats good.

 3. It must be in some form of english. The DPN editors are cunning linguists but they only know 1 language. (Once again, go to the forums if you want to use different words)

4.You have to register to the site to submit an article.

5. Your middle name must not be Terry. Just because. 

Now, all you need to do is create an account and you'll have access to the secret 'Submit News' button on the right hand column.