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Thursday, 03 May 2007

geekwedding.jpgArthur Rosenblum, 38, and Candy Sweets, 22, were married Sunday in a lavish wedding. Mr Rosenblum, who recently sold his tech blog website for twenty four million dollars, was very candid about his marriage to Mrs Sweets. "Except for the time I got lucky with a chubby girl at Comic Con, this is the only sex I've gotten that didnt involve a webcam. You can talk about true love all day long, but all I know is, Im getting steady lovin from a hot chick".

Miss Sweets was equally upfront about the nature of the relationship. "I had planned on just overcharging him for a lap dance, and the next thing you know, he's asking me to marry him. I may not be smart, but I aint stupid. Check it out, I already got a credit card. Platinum."

When asked about the long tern viability of her marriage to Mr. Rosenblum, Candy Sweets responded " His last name is Rosenblum? He's Jewish? I still get Christmas presents though, right?"?  

The couple is registered at Macy's, Sharper Image, and Fredricks of Hollywood.

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