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Friday, 04 May 2007

bill-gates.jpgIn a press conference earlier today, Microsoft founder Bill Gates announced that he had completed the purchase of a large Granny Smith apple. When asked why he would use the media to announce buying a simple fruit, Gates replied, "I just wanted to see if I could get Steve Jobs to shit his pants."

Steve Jobs was unavailable for comment.

 

 

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