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Friday, 04 May 2007

ps3-console.jpgIn a bold move Sony, developer of the Playstation 3 game console, announced that if you calculate the console's sales using M-Theory, the PS3 is actually the dominant console in not only this universe, but 43 other parallel universes as well.
"Its quite simple really", explained Takeo Fujima, head of Sony R&D, "...when you fold space and introduce the gravitational force of a large black hole, then include the current sales figures for the PS3 and multiply that by the square root of pi, the numbers clearly show the PS3 is selling like hotcakes."

M-theory is controversial among many of the world top scientists, but it does predict the existance of parallel universes.  Although one of the theory's most vocal proponents, Dr. Stephen Hawkins was less than convinced with Sony's results. Hawkins remarked, "Those guys are nuts".

 

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