In a surprise press conference, Xbox head Peter Moore resigned from his post at Microsoft and announced that he was going to put all of his energy into winning the WWE  World Heavyweight Championship. "I've been training for this day all my life. Look at these 32 inch pythons! They've been going to waste. I've choked out 12 interns, I've made Ken Kuteragi tap out, I've dropped Kaz Harai with a DDT, I've put Bill Gates in the Cobra Clutch. And (WWE Champion) John Cena is next! I'm gonna style and profile when the ref counts 1,2,3 at Wrestlemania!." Peter 'The X-Boxer' Moore , as he is now called, then proceeded to tear off his shirt and assumed a bodybuilder pose.

When asked why he was leaving the successful Xbox position for professional Wrestling, Mr. Moore responded only by saying 'Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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