Today, Apple announced the newest version of it's iPod media device. The major difference in this new version was the inclusion of a touch screen, which was added after continued requests from the porn industry.  During the lauch press conference Apple Chairman Steve Jobs  said ,"For years, the iPod has been the leader (pause) in watching porn outside the home. The video iPod (pause) was the first device to allow viewing a complete (pause) dirty movie while riding a bus. The IPhone brought internet porn to car pools (pause) across the world. And we're just squeezing the tip of what's possible"

Richard Hard, owner of 'Call Me Dick' productions was excited about the new iPod. "We already got plans to re-release our hit series, 'Big Black Rods and Tight White iPods #23-#41', and we're adding a special iFinger feature to it. Hey, you're kinda cute for a reporter, ever think of doing some modeling?"

Some consumers were guarded about the new addition. Peter Stam told us, "I dont use my iPod for porno, umm, I just use it for music, I have like 100,000 songs on my old one, yeah, Its all music. By the way, did you get a release date on the new Big Black Rods video?'

The Adult Entertainment industry has lobbied for years to get special features added to new technology. The industry was the driving force behind such innovations like 3D movies, surround sound, stainproof clothing, and Tang. Richard Hard remarked,"This is huge for us, it may even be bigger than when we got cell phones to vibrate."

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