In a shocking investigative report, The Fox News program, ‘America Right Now’ has found shocking evidence that the popular classic arcade game, Ms Pacman, is actually an elaborate rape simulation and training program.  Host Robert Dinkum says he knows the report will be controversial but they have the proof to back up their statements.

“We interviewed 3 rapists and all of them had either played, or heard of, the game Ms Pac Man. Let’s be clear about that. 100% of the rapists we interviewed had a direct or indirect connection to this game. And the game itself does very little to mask its true nature. You have a woman, trapped in a maze, being chased by men dressed up as ghosts. And once they catch her…well, I don’t have to be graphic. And we dug so deep that we were able to uncover one of the most perverted aspects of this so called game. One of the ghosts is actually a woman named Sue. You heard me correctly. Ms Pacman promotes lesbian rape.”

While number of women’s groups are slated to appear on the program to denounce the game, Fox stated that they were unable to locate anyone from the videogame industry to defend it. ‘We called 3 different GameStop stores last Sunday at 5am and were unable to contact anyone. So obviously, that shows the videogame industry is ducking this issue. We did get a lot of calls from someone claiming to be the greatest videogame player of all time, Billy Mitchell. But after some background checks, he didnt have the level of credibility that we require at Fox News.'

The Special Report, 'America Right Now:How Games are Raping Your Children While You Watch TV Shows Like This One', will air on Fox News, immediately after 'When Animals Attack: Cobra vs Toddler'.

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