I’m not going to review Grand Theft Auto 4. Well, I’m going to review it, but not really. You see, since I have this so called ‘style’ of reviewing games, I can pretty much write whatever I want to and it counts. Hell, odds are people will say this is the greatest GTA review on the internet. And it’s not even a real review. Crazy, ain’t it?

Basically, I can write whatever  the fuck I want and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.  Guess what, I’m not even home right now. I’m sitting at a stop light and I just wrote this section down on a legal pad. I’ll just copy it into MS Word when I get home. I’m on my way over to my friend’s house to hang out. But it still counts as me reviewing GTA.

I’m going to repeat the part where I say I can write whatever I want, just to prove that I can.  I can pretty much write whatever I want to and it counts. Hell, odds are people will say this is the greatest GTA review on the internet. And its not even a review. See! Fuck the rules.

Sure, in a few days I’ll look back at this review and see a bunch of flaws. Bad sentence structure, uneven narrative, etc,  etc. But who cares. I’m having fun –now-. Usually writing a review is a struggle. It’s not easy at all. It’s work.  At the end of the day I like the results, but getting there is draining. This is effortless. It’s oddly freeing to have a goal, and then to just ignore it, yet still accomplish the goal. That’s some hardcore philosophy shit right there.

Hi. Derrick said that I could type something in here and it would be on the internet.  Tupac was the greatest street poet of our time. He changed the face of Hip Hop as we know it. That’s all, I’m done. Here’s Derrick again.

Multiplayer!

I could go on for pages and pages. I can even type gibberish. You have no idea how much fun I’m having. Partly, because I feel free while writing for the first time in a long time. And partly because I know people won’t believe I got away with this. Wrwioh3i 803303 hvebjlwvjbw-23f3f3. That’s the gibberish I alluded to earlier. Maybe I should do back and proofread this. Nah.

Some readers may be pissed off that I didn’t do some deep , compelling review of one of the biggest releases of the year….or did I?

Score 8/10

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